The early results of the Democratic primary are mostly in, and disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo is trailing dreamboat Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani by seven points. And while it doesn’t look like either candidate will clinch a majority of the vote before the Ranked Choice Voting elimination rounds begin, it’s …
Read More »'This Is in Our DNA.' Western Senator Blasts Mike Lee's Crusade to Privatize Public Land
A land grab in President Donald Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” — which would put 250 million acres of public lands at risk of being auctioned to the highest bidder — has been judged out of bounds by the Senate’s in-house rulekeeper. Trump’s lard-the-rich legislation is being pushed through Congress as …
Read More »Right-Wingers Are Losing Their Minds Over Zohran's Win
That great popping sound you may have heard ripple across New York City and beyond Tuesday night around 10:30 p.m. wasn’t champagne. It was the sound of a thousand Republican heads exploding at the news that 67-year-old accused sex pest and former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo had conceded the …
Read More »Trump Lashes Out Over Leaked Report Finding Iran Strikes Weren't Totally Effective
The fallout from President Donald Trump’s decision to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities continued to dog the president at this week’s NATO summit in the Netherlands. The current ceasefire between Israel and Iran doesn’t seem totally stable, and a leaked Department of Defense intelligence report indicates the strikes may have been …
Read More »Laura Loomer Demands Trump Charge Mamdani Over Made-Up Terrorism Claim
The White House is claiming that they will prevent nuclear war by bombing a Middle Eastern nation, and Republicans are posting some of the most Islamophobic shit you’ve ever seen in your life. No, it’s not 2003. Following Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani’s decisive victory in New York City’s Democratic mayoral …
Read More »Trump Is Desperately Trying to Bomb and Shitpost His Way to Peace
As he embarked on his attacks on Iran, President Donald Trump was clear that his initial bombing run would be followed by unbelievable destruction, if the government in Tehran angered him too much. But then after giving war a chance, he was clear that he wanted “peace” for all nations …
Read More »In America, Low-Wage Jobs Are 'Homelessness Waiting to Happen'
Your body heat is rising in this sweaty-packed crowd of 30,000 people descending upon a converted sports stadium, forced to cozy up next to one another amid an extraordinary public health emergency. You can smell each other’s body odor as you wait for your name to be called. A “voucher …
Read More »Zohran Mamdani, Brad Lander Promote 'Politics of the Future' on 'Colbert'
New York City mayoral candidates Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander stopped by The Late Show to reflect on their campaigns so far and to explain why they are endorsing each other. Host Stephen Colbert kicked off the lengthy interview by asking why exactly they decided to collaborate to ensure they …
Read More »Trump Drops F-Bomb in Angry Rant as Ceasefire Gets Off to Rocky Start
After bombing three of Iran’s nuclear facilities over the weekend, President Donald Trump is now demanding that everyone just simmer down. It’s hard to keep the peace when missiles are flying across borders, and Trump is learning firsthand that it takes more than simply posting online that a ceasefire is …
Read More »Trump's Allies Think He Should Get the Nobel Peace Prize After Bombing Iran
Donald Trump ordered military strikes against Iran over the weekend. Now, his allies think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. The president has long craved to be honored as a peacemaker, while complaining that the Nobel Committee honored Barack Obama as such in 2009. Trump most recently ranted about the …
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