In the least surprising moment of the 2024 campaign (so far), former President Trump announced that he probably won’t be tapping Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as his running mate. The move is no surprise, given Trump’s transparent dislike for DeSantis, a potential opponent in the upcoming Republican primaries. “No, I …
Read More »Ron DeSantis Denies Eating Pudding With His Fingers Like a Weird Little Glutton
Ron DeSantis categorically denies having sexual relations with that woman eating pudding cups with his fingers. In an interview with Piers Morgan, the Florida governor rebuffed reports that he scarfed down chocolate pudding cups using three of his fingers instead of a spoon. “I don’t remember ever doing that,” DeSantis …
Read More »Trump Says 'Ron DeSanctimonious' Only Good at 'Public Relations' in Campaign Statement
After a days-long back and forth, Trump’s short fuse burned out in a Wednesday night statement ripping into Ron DeSantis. The former president once again resorted to name-calling the Florida governor, which DeSantis has said he “kinda” likes, and listing off a slew of criticism over the state. “Now that …
Read More »Trump Returns to Facebook: 'Sorry to Keep You Waiting'
Former President Donald Trump has officially revived his Facebook account, posting for the first time in over two years. Facebook’s parent company Meta lifted the ban placed on Trump in the aftermath of Jan. 6 earlier this year. “I’M BACK,” wrote the former president. The post featured a video of …
Read More »Joe Exotic Wants to be the Next Criminal President
Joseph Allen Maldonado — AKA “Joe Exotic” — wants to be president, and a 22-year prison sentence won’t stop him. In 2020, Maldonado, the subject of the Netflix hit docuseries Tiger King, was found guilty of various charges related to a murder-for-hire plot against wildlife sanctuary owner Carole Baskin, as …
Read More »DeSantis 2024 Is Getting Congressional Endorsements–Even If He Isn't Officially Running
Rep. Chip Roy (R) will be endorsing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination, despite the governor having yet to publicly declare he’s actually running. Texas’ Roy, a former Assistant Attorney General and former Chief of Staff to Sen. Ted Cruz, released a lengthy statement via email …
Read More »George Santos Files to Run for Reelection in 2024
Congress’ resident liar George Santos (R-N.Y.) has filed paperwork to potentially run for reelection in 2024, despite facing multiple federal investigations and a Congressional Ethics investigation regarding the many falsehoods he’s told voters. While the Long Island congressman is polling abysmally in his home district, the move opens up a …
Read More »DeSantis Privately Indicates He's Taking on Trump in 2024: Report
Ron DeSantis has all but said he’s running for the Republican nomination for president in 2024. The Washington Post reported on Thursday that he actually has said it, just not publicly. The Florida governor is heading to Davenport, Iowa, on Friday, which is just as strong of an indication he …
Read More »Trump Privately Proposes Wave of High-Level Jan. 6 Pardons
Donald Trump has privately told confidants that, should he be re-elected president, he could pardon any of his allies if they face charges from the Biden-era Justice Department in two major probes, two people familiar with the matter tell Rolling Stone. Since last summer, the former president has been telling …
Read More »Trump Melts Down Over Murdoch Admitting Fox Lied About Election Fraud
The fallout between former President Donald Trump and Fox News continued on Tuesday following the release of a deposition from Fox Corporation Chairman Rupert Murdoch. The deposition stems from a defamation suit brought against Fox News by Dominion Voting Systems, which alleges the network knowingly misled the public about claims …
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