Yesterday Raphael Warnock defeated Herschel Walker, a Trump-backed Republican,in the Senate runoff election in Georgia. The historic moment was a highlight for several talk shows including The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, who used the opportunity to unleash month-old jokes written just for the occasion. Dusting off an envelope sealed …
Read More »Warnock Hands Herschel Walker Another L, Punches Ticket to Senate
Raphael Warnock has defeated Herschel Walker in a runoff election to determine who will represent Georgia in the U.S. Senate. The incumbent Democrat was leading with Democratic areas still to report when the race was called Tuesday night. Warnock bested Walker by just under a percentage point during the general …
Read More »Christian Walker Bashes Father After Senate Loss: 'Don't Beat Women'
Christian Walker, son of Senate candidate Herschel Walker, tweeted a blistering criticism of his father following his loss Tuesday to Democrat Raphael Warnock in Georgia’s runoff election. “Don’t beat women, hold guns to peoples heads, fund abortions then pretend your pro-life, stalk cheerleaders, leave your multiple minor children alone to …
Read More »Herschel Walker's Campaign Greatest Hits: Werewolves, Secret Kids, and Compulsive Lying
Herschel Walker’s campaign for Senate in Georgia comes to an end on Tuesday. It’s as of yet unclear whether the former football star will unseat incumbent Democrat Raphel Warnock, but his bid for Congress has been one of — if not the —most chaotic and generally incoherent the nation has …
Read More »'SNL' Cold Open: Desperate GOP Finds Solution for Dopey 'Herschel Walker'
Saturday Night Live‘s last episode before the Georgia Senate runoff began with concerned Republicans in Congress figuring out what to do with candidate Herschel Walker in order to boost their chances of capturing the Democratic-held seat. The trio of James Austin Johnson as Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Mikey Day …
Read More »Barack Obama's Werewolf Jokes Appear to Have Hurt Herschel Walker's Feelings
Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker fails to see the humor in former president Barack Obama‘s jokes about Walker’s preference to be a werewolf rather than a vampire. Appearing on Fox News, the candidate claimed Obama did not “tell the whole story” when joking about comments Walker made in November where …
Read More »Kanye West, Herschel Walker, and Why White Supremacists Love Bad Black Candidates
There’s a racism problem on the American right. Racists want that problem to look like Kanye West and Herschel Walker. In the middle of Ye’s gimp-suited rant on Alex Jones’ morally and financially bankrupt show yesterday, between attacking the supposed godlessness of Dave Chappelle — a practicing Muslim — and …
Read More »Ex-Girlfriend Accuses Herschel Walker of Violent Behavior
Republican Georgia Senate Candidate Herschel Walker’s campaign has been defined by a series of bizarre lies and scandals regarding his personal life. Days before the Trump-endorsed Republican’s runoff with incumbent Sen. Raphael Warnock, new details have emerged regarding Walker’s history of domestic abuse, infidelity, and volatile behavior. In an extensive …
Read More »Trump Is Pissed Republicans Keep Telling Him to Stay Away from Georgia
As Republicans pour party resources into the Georgia Senate runoff, Donald Trump is getting irritated at the idea that virtually no one of importance in the GOP wants him to campaign in Georgia. In the lead-up to the contest between Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock and Trump-endorsed challenger Herschel Walker, several …
Read More »With Herschel Walker, the Stupidity Is the Point
About half of Georgia voters cast a ballot for Herschel Walker on Tuesday. Most of these voters wouldn’t trust Walker to run the check-out at a Family Dollar. But that’s the whole point. Herschel Walker has repeatedly proven himself to be stupid. Herschel Walker’s voters aren’t necessarily stupid. That’s too …
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