Former President Donald Trump railed against the FBI agents who seized hundreds of classified documents from his Palm Beach residence in a late-night rant following his return to Mar-a-Lago. “Arrived in Florida last night and had a long and detailed chance to check out the scene of yet another government …
Read More »'Shootings, Stabbings, Rapes, Carjackings.' Trump Brings Roadshow to Ohio, Trashes America
If you ask the former president, America is in ruins. “We no longer have a border. Our country is being invaded. It’s an invasion by millions of illegal aliens,” Donald Trump said at his Saturday night rally, using the Great Replacement Theory’s racist “invasion” language, favored by violent white nationalists. …
Read More »Cult Vibes: Trump Ends Rally In Bizarre Fashion, Leaving Crowd Mesmerized
At the end of Saturday night’s Trump rally, something strange (well, more strange than usual) happened. As the former president delivered the eight-minute monologue that concluded his speech, dramatic strings music began to play in the background and a portion of the mesmerized crowd raised their hands with their pointer …
Read More »Trump's Social Media Company Is Trying to Hide Its Struggles From the Public
If you ask Donald Trump, Truth Social is doing great. If you ask Truth Social, well… it appears they’d prefer you not ask at all. Trump’s fledging social media platform recently made a tweak that makes it more difficult to track an important measure of the site’s growth. Like Facebook, …
Read More »Trump Fumes: DeSantis Stole My Plan for Shipping Migrants
In recent days, Donald Trump has privately voiced his anger over Florida Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis sending planeloads of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard. Trump’s displeasure, however, has nothing to do with moral revulsions at the governor using human beings as unsuspecting pawns for a political attack. Instead, Trump is telling …
Read More »'I Think All the Christians Get Slaughtered': Inside the MAGA Road Show Barnstorming America
The cast assembles on the megachurch stage, each taking their turn in a pool of light. There are doomsaying prophets with curved shofars, aspiring politicians lamenting election fraud, and naturopathic physicians warning of demonic invasion. Mike Lindell steps forward and says evil forces are undoing the nation. Roger Stone gives …
Read More »Estée Lauder Heir Convinced Trump to Wage a (Very Serious) Effort to Buy Greenland
In a presidency overflowing with bizarre side plots, one of the standouts is Donald Trump’s reported desire to purchase Greenland from Denmark. While the controversy produced a response from the Danish that Greenland was not actually for sale, and plenty of memes, it turns out Trump was dead serious in …
Read More »Trump Is Very Upset 'Pillow Guy' Mike Lindell Got His Phone Seized at a Hardee's Drive-Thru
Mike Lindell, the Trump-supporting MyPillow founder who has long been touring the nation with claims he has proof the 2020 election was rigged, said on Tuesday night that the FBI seized his phone while he was waiting in line at a Hardee’s drive-thru in Minnesota. Trump was appalled. “Breaking News: …
Read More »Armed Trump Lover Arrested at Dairy Queen Wanted to 'Kill All Democrats'
A man claiming he sought to “restore Trump to president of the United States,” and would “kill all Democrats” to do so was arrested in a Pennsylvania Dairy Queen after entering the establishment armed with a handgun. According to an affidavit obtained by WTAJ, Jan Stawovy of Hunker, Pennsylvania, allegedly …
Read More »Archives Think Trump Could STILL Be Hoarding Docs, Panel Says
The National Archives suspect that former President Donald Trump could still be retaining documents that should have been turned over to the archives, according to a letter from the House Committee on Oversight and Reform. Committee Chair Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.) indicated in the letter, which was sent to National Archives …
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