The authors are all staff writers at The Harvard Lampoon, the school’s 150-year-old humor magazine. It has been 19 days, four hours, seven minutes, and 33 seconds since Harvard University leapfrogged Rosie O’Donnell to become Donald Trump’s most hated American institution. On April 11, the White House sent a letter …
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Donald Trump, who was raised Presbyterian and does not attend church regularly, would apparently like to crown himself the next pope. Late Friday, the president posted an AI image of himself sitting on a gold throne wearing the traditional attire including a white cassock and a cross necklace. He has …
Read More »White House Mocks Man Trump Illegally Deported With Obama Campaign Theme
Donald Trump’s White House social media accounts posted an image of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, whom the administration illegally deported to a prison in El Salvador, in the blue-and-red theme of President Barack Obama’s first presidential campaign. Instead of the word “HOPE,” it says “MS-13.” “Ah yes, a true classic. We …
Read More »North Carolina Justice Speaks Out About Republicans' Effort to Steal Her Seat
A few weeks after the November 2024 election, Allison Riggs and her husband were over at her parents’ house in Durham, North Carolina, for dinner. Riggs, a candidate for state Supreme Court, was still waiting for her race to be called, but she wasn’t overly concerned with the delay. A …
Read More »Trump Suggests Republicans Start Expelling Dems From Congress
President Donald Trump suggested that congressional Republicans should expel Democratic lawmakers from Congress in response to a so-far small impeachment push that has not been endorsed by party leadership. In a lengthy Truth Social post published late Thursday night, the president wrote: “The Democrats are really out of control. They …
Read More »Trump Leaves Major Cities Without Top Meteorologists Ahead of Hurricane Season
The Donald Trump administration’s gutting of the National Weather Services (NWS) has left major metropolitan centers without a top meteorologist ahead of hurricane season. According to a Friday report from CNN, 30 of the nation’s 122 weather forecast offices now lack a meteorologist-in-charge — the top position at NWS offices …
Read More »Trump Goes Full Grinch as Tariffs Threaten to Ruin Christmas
On the same day the U.S. economy shrank for the first time in three years, President Donald Trump dismissed concerns that Americans would pay the price for his massive tariffs. Speaking during a Cabinet meeting today at the White House, Trump responded to a question regarding his tariffs against China, …
Read More »Kamala Harris Slams Trump's 'Narrow, Self-Serving Vision of America' in Gala Speech
Kamala Harris criticized Donald Trump in a speech in San Francisco last night, noting that his administration has perpetuated a “wholesale abandonment” of America’s highest ideals. Speaking at the 20th anniversary gala for Emerge America, an organization that recruits and trains Democratic women to run for office, Harris took aim …
Read More »Dear Mr. President, We Say No
Dear Mr. President, we say no to your power grab, and this week people are taking to the streets to protest it. Rallies, marches, town halls, and other direct actions have been increasing over the past month, and today more than a thousand protest events will take place across all …
Read More »Elon Musk Melts Down Over Report That Tesla Is Considering Replacing Him
Elon Musk is pushing back on a report that his flagship company Tesla is looking to replace him as CEO after months of absenteeism in favor of his work as head of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) — and a decidedly inefficient first quarter for Tesla. On Wednesday, …
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