Plenty of American traditions surround Super Bowl Sunday: good food, overproduced commercials, the Puppy Bowl, and having octopi (and other animals) predict the game’s outcome are just a few. But in recent years one tradition has consistently threatened to ruin everyone’s fun, that being right-wingers spending more time fuming about …
Read More »Super Bowl: Travis Kelce Throws Sideline Tantrum, Grabs Andy Reid
Hell hath no fury like a Travis Kelce scorned. With 13:01 left in the second quarter of Super Bowl LVIII between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, and the Chiefs down 3-0, star quarterback Patrick Mahomes — a generational talent and the best player on the field for …
Read More »Super Bowl: Taylor Swift Chugs Beer on Jumbotron Like a Champ
Here’s one important thing we learned during Super Bowl LVIII: Taylor Swift knows how to slam a beer like a champ. Late in the second quarter of the big game between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, and with her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s Chiefs losing 10-0 — and …
Read More »Super Bowl: Patrick Mahomes Leads Chiefs to Thrilling Overtime Win
The first half of Super Bowl LVIII proved so fruitless for the defending-champion Kansas City Chiefs that it drove their star tight end Travis Kelce to throw a sideline tantrum (nearly knocking over coach Andy Reid in the process), and so boring for the Allegiant Stadium crowd in Vegas that …
Read More »Taylor Swift Celebrates Travis Kelce's Chiefs Super Bowl Win With a Kiss on the Field
After the Kansas City Chiefs won the 2024 Super Bowl on Sunday night, beating the San Francisco 49ers during overtime in a close game of 25-22, Taylor Swift joined her boyfriend Travis Kelce on the field and celebrated with a long, loving public display of affection. Photos and videos show …
Read More »Stephen Colbert Roasts Taylor Swift's Private Jet to Super Bowl
Following Sunday night’s Super Bowl — where Patrick Mahomes led the Kansas City Chiefs to an overtime win over the San Francisco 49ers for their third Super Bowl victory in three years, with a beer-chugging Taylor Swift and a number of other celebs looking on in Vegas — and the …
Read More »Patrick Mahomes Is the Super Bowl's Main Event, Not Taylor and Travis
On Super Bowl Sunday in Las Vegas, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs will play in their fourth Super Bowl in the past five years, facing off against the San Francisco 49ers. Mahomes, the team’s quarterback, is the best player in football, maybe the best American athlete of his …
Read More »This Evangelical Billionaire Family Wants to Convert You on Super Bowl Sunday
The Super Bowl will once again feature ads promoting Jesus, thanks in large part to the billionaire family that leads Hobby Lobby. He Gets Us, the billion-dollar campaign to further raise Jesus’ profile, will be back at the big game this year to spread the good word. According to Greg …
Read More »Embassy of Japan Assures Panicked Swifties Pop Star Can Make It to Super Bowl on Time
The Japanese Embassy in Washington moved to quell panicked Swifties over the the megastar’s chances of making it to see her boyfriend Travis Kelce play in the Super Bowl following her post-concert flight from Tokyo. Taylor Swiftis set to take the stage in Tokyo to a sold-out concert as part …
Read More »Travis Kelce's Chiefs (and Likely Taylor Swift) Are Going to the Super Bowl
Congratulations to the AFC Conference Championship winners Kansas City Chiefs (and Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, tight end Travis Kelce) for their win against the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday. The Chiefs (and likely Taylor Swift) will be heading to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas on Feb. 11, where they’ll face off …
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