Duracell released its first-ever national Super Bowl commercial on Sunday, so who better to welcome their debut onto the nation’s football stage than the 10-time Super Bowl-appearing quarterback himself: Tom Brady. Brady appeared in the commercial in the role of a Fox commentator who powers down just as he’s beginning …
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This story was published in partnership with the podcast Pablo Torre Finds Out. Watch a video version here and subscribe to the show on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. IT WAS THE SPRING of 2014, and Chuck Sonntag just had his left leg amputated. The rare …
Read More »Tom Brady Has One Regret About His Netflix Roast (It's Not the Massage Joke)
Tom Brady enjoyed being the focus of a three-hour, star-studded Netflix roast… just don’t ask him to do another one. In a new interview after the special streamed earlier this month, Brady told the Pivot Podcast that while he personally didn’t mind being the fodder of most of the jokes …
Read More »Tom Brady Briefly Forgets What a Roast Is After Jeff Ross' Robert Kraft Massage Joke
Tom Brady is apparently fine with jokes about his divorce from Gisele Bündchen, the “deflategate” controversy, and the millions he reportedly lost in crypto, but he draws the line at bits about Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s massage parlor scandal. It was, unsurprisingly, roastmaster general Jeff Ross who delivered the one …
Read More »Super Bowl: Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, J.Lo, Tom Brady Star in Cringe Dunkin Donuts Ad
Dunkin Donuts aired a star-studded commercial during the Super Bowl on Sunday, which obviously means Ben Affleck graced our television screens. In the ad, Jennifer Lopez is recording in the studio with her bedazzled, reusable Dunkin Donuts. In the opening scene, Affleck is sitting in a car with Jack Harlow …
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Bust out the blue sequins, polish up your roller skates, and start sending those congratulatory gifts to Taylor Swift. As the country participated in the gratuitous orgy of capitalism otherwise known as Super Bowl LVIII, the real ones know that even though the Chiefs came out on top in a …
Read More »Chris Rock, David Letterman, Tom Brady (?) Lead 2024 Netflix Is a Joke Fest
Chris Rock, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Hannah Gadsby, Seth Rogen, and Tom Brady (yes, that Tom Brady) are among the comedians and non-comedians set to appear at the 2024 Netflix Is a Joke festival. Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Ali Wong, Chelsea Handler, Maya Rudolph, Nate Bargatze, Nick Kroll, Kumail Nanjiani, …
Read More »Tom Brady, Cheating Trump Fanatic, Ruins '80 for Brady'
This week, Tom Brady, an NFL quarterback of some note, announced for the second time that he would be retiring from professional football. I’ll believe it when I see it, because about a year ago I wrote an aggravated goodbye-to-Brady piece, watched him return to the game, and then learned …
Read More »Tom Brady Announces Retirement, 'For Good' This Time
Tom Brady had retired — again. “Good morning, guys. I’ll get to the point right away: I’m retiring, for good,” the Hall of Fame-bound quarterback said in a brief video posted to his Twitter account Wednesday morning. “I won’t be long-winded. You only get one super-emotional retirement essay, and I …
Read More »Larry David, Tom Brady, Shaq Among Brand Ambassadors Named in FTX Class Action Lawsuit
Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David and sports legends like Tom Brady, Shaquille O’Neal and Steph Curry were among the “brand ambassadors” named as defendants in a class action lawsuit aimed at fallen cryptocurrency exchange FTX. Giselle Bündchen, Naomi Osaki, Anaheim Angels star Shohei Ohtani, Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary, and …
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